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- People who don’t move down the carriage
- A row of people reading the Evening Standard.
- Someone throwing up before a night out.
- A homeless man singing Bob Marley and George Michael songs
- People overtaking you
- A lot of irritated, annoyed, impatient Londoners
- People standing on the wrong side of the escalators
- That irritating person who hasn’t topped up their oyster and delays everyone else
- The gross person eating Burger King/McDonalds on a packed train
- That annoying person who doesn’t know how to use the ticket machines
- Creepy old man heavily breathing on you during rush hour
- People who don’t give their seat up for old people and pregnant women
- Delays on the District, and Hammersmith and City lines
- People with a lot of luggage
- People with a lot of shopping
- Having to stand on the tube from Oxford Circus to Newbury Park
- Rats, mice, a lot of them
- The drunk man who is trying to have a conversation with you
- Extremely happy people
- Getting on the wrong train, falling asleep and ending up in Morden
